"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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