That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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