never play flip cup with pint glasses
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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