I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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