Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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