this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death