i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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