Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Come on the kid is gayer than me

(757): View more from Virginia

Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"

(646): View more from New York

how do you like your eggs?

(865): View more from Tennessee

over tits

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(786): View more from Florida

hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.

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(904): View more from Florida

Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.

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(513): View more from Ohio

This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.

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(760): View more from California

Mom just told me I need to start having sex.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga

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