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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar

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• (415): View more from California

  He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.

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  My thoughts exactly.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"

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• (323): View more from California

  I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.

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• (516): View more from New York

  And you hate the library

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  Yea but I love drugs and my grades

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