i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon