She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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