I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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