then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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