I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
