I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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