That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
wow bdsm is so cute
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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