who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
