Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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