He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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