I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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