So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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