Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
