absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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