i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He better not be in your backpack
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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