kristin has been a bad kristin
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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