I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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