I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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