Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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