i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I love you.
Bad choice
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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