____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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