i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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