I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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