I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dignity is for republicans.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize