god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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