keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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