So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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