a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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