i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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