So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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