I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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