I wanna bring you to show and tell
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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