All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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