Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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