I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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