It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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