For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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