whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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