She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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