Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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