Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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