porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
So vagazzling was a success
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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