Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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