Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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