Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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