Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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