So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.