why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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