I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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