Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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